Sure, wse ARE causing a global problem with excessive carbon consumption, but is it really necessary to go this far?

*GRAPHIC* but safe for work.

Current Location: Work
Current Mood: contemplative

One corin91 might like ;0)



http://www.dannabananas.com/t-rex-car-emblem.html

Take a packet of spicy Cous Cous.
Add water, and a generous amount of HP Steak Sauce.
Fluff with fork.
Make 2x Mature Cheddar Cheese sandwiches.

Take Sandwiches and Cous Cous to den.
Pile in HP Steak Sauce infused Cous Cous into Mature Cheddar Cheese sandwiches.

NOM!

I make the random..est of food combinations sometimes.

Whats yours?

Current Location: Den
Current Mood: accomplished

I am now the entire laughing stock of our department.

Yes they put us in an okay light, but I think my working life might be ruined. At least for a few weeks.


It may of been partly my fault, but I never let on much about what I do outside of work.



Thanks BBC

Happy belated whelpday Shep!

Hope you had a good 'un! *slurps*

I know you like your stupidly huge TV, even though you know I think you're both retarded for watching terestraial on it so it looks pixelated as hell. But why the fuck do you have to listen to your wanky reality TV shows so loud? when you KNOW i'm trying to sleep just 6 feet away and you are only 3 feet away from the fucking thing anyways!?

Just the adverts coming on is enough to wake me up, AGAIN..

Oh, and i'll buy a mose trap shall I? as you seem to of forgotten, and the tiny patter of the rodent in the attic pisses me off too.

And brother, if you have to wrestle with your skanky ho of a girlfriend and crash around in your room, can you at least do it during the day? Preferably somwhere inbetween picking up your dole and watching Trisha you waste of fucking space.


Do you think they're looking for monks in the Himalayas? or does anyone know of any houses for rent IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESSERT?

It's either that, or go all Amityville Horror on their asses and shotgun them in their sleep.

GAH!

Love your pissed off son / brother

xxx

Current Location: on the roof about to jump
Current Mood: Rudely woken from sleep
Current Music: The mumur of tasteless TV booming through the floor.

I just got home, and had a flop on the bed, as  you do..

Then I hear my hard drives spin up, and my PC aweken from Hibernation..

What the hell? ?

In the even log all I coudl find that was of any use was:

*******************
The system has resumed from sleep.

Sleep Time: ‎2009‎-‎10‎-‎27T21:11:01.452148400Z
Wake Time: ‎2009‎-‎10‎-‎28T17:17:54.166992200Z

Wake Source: Unknown
*******************

OH, Unknown!


Great..
Any ideas?

Current Location: Desk
Current Mood: tired

Seems I appear in other people's lists, but I can't see them, so if your on, give me a quick poke and I can add you back to mine :)

I recently got a new phone.
I like it! 

When you run Windows Live on it for the first time, there was a little checkbox that forgot to untick that said "merge email contacts with phone contacts" or something like that..

So it annoyingly copied every email address i've ever had from my hotmail account (which I use for Mesenger) into my phone contacts.
This was annoying, as I had to scroll through a gigantic list of email addresses and phone numbers, just to get to a mobile number for example.

So anyways, I deleted all the email addresses out of my phone contact list.

Not a problem you say?
Well, when I charge up my phone at work via USB, Activesync decides to rape your device by sychronising all your contacts, and all the ones you have deleted.

Which means....

I now have NO EMAIL ADDRESSES FOR ANYONE. Including Messenger addresses.
So when I just signed into Messenger, I watched my contact list fill up with people, the strangley dissapear one by one.

Crap.




So yeah, I guess thats a good way to clean out your list! 
Could anyone I talk to on there, please add me back? :D

dodgydog1@hotmail.com


Ta ^^

Current Mood: Oh Bollocks

A Theremin !

Kev reminded me of them today, and I've been looking at pleanty of videos on Youtube etc..

Ideally I'd like to make one from scratch I think a certain fox might like to give that a go :)

But, you know how people say that material greed doesn't actually make you happy?
This would make me EXTREMELY HAPPY.
I don't care what they say!



If you have one and want to sell one!? please let me know!
That, or if you kow where to get hold of some circuit diagrams :)


Peace out.

Current Location: DN11
Current Mood: curious
Current Music: Theremin Waaailing